Security guards

Two weeks ago I walked into the hospital to deliver my second child.
The security guard asked where I was going? Another guard stood close by.

Me: "Labor and delivery"
Guard: "To deliver?"
Me: "Yes."
Guard: "Are you pregnant?"
Me: "Yes"
Other guard: "How many months?"
Me: "9"
Guard: "Ok. Good luck."

Thanks to puffy jackets and big hijabs :)